So the parents got me a new bed last weekend. Yeah, it's nice and all, but I don't know why they wasted their money when I already have a bed.
You see, I noticed a while back that this bed was not being used in the guest bedroom. It's kind of silly to let it go to waste if you ask me, so I've taken it over. I personally like to get under the covers; it's more comfortable that way. Mom always remakes the bed, but I just kick them right back off.
What can I say, I'm a growing boy who needs a little room to stretch my legs.