1. Arnold Schwarzenegger confessed to having a 13-year-old love child with a former member of his house staff (former, as in just left 2 1/2 months ago).
Arnold, you MUST be joking, right!?! You cheated on Maria with her?!?
Somebody give LeAnn Rimes a buger ASAP! Even a veggie burger will do. Just something besides celery!
6. It appears the world is ending tomorrow. Did you know? Yep, May 21.
I guess we'll know for sure in less than 24 hours....
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