With today being the national day of love, I'm placing my own personal ad. I'm looking for a lady who likes to take long naps, sniff a lot and will chase me around. Prissy pooches should not respond; I'm looking for a lady who doesn't mind getting her paws dirty outside with me. Being that I'm only one years old, sugar mamas older, more mature ladies are welcome to apply, but you've still got to have some spunk left in you.
Love making and children are out of the question, but I do like to cuddle and give big, wet kisses. I have no intentions of ever moving out of my parent's house and plan to mooch off them forever, so if you're looking for an independent pup with his own place, you've got the wrong guy. If this all sounds appealing, we should get together for dinner and a movie sniffing.
Any good looking, four-legged ladies interested?? Sincerely, Ladies Man (aka Beauford)